How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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