Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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