Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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