Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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