D3 body, D1 cock
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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