3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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