McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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