Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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