she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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