girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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