She's JV to your varsity
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits