I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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