Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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