I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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