David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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