Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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