i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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