Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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