thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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