nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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