I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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