She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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