Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
