sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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