there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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