C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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