that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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