I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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