Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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