that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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