i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I skipped work to stalk him.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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