She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
nutella sex= disaster
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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