Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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