talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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