quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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