Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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