What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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