I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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