you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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