Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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