with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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