Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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