I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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