You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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