Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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