i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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