Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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