They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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