He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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