im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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