Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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