That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
As shirtless as possible
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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