my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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