He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Randomize
