Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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